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They Ate The Waitress?

by D.N. Schmidt

Publisher: Independently Published

Year of Publication: 2019

Book type: Novel

Age: Adult

Genre: Mystery

Sub Genre: Humour

Language: English

Key Phrases: cannibalism · Puns · ray guns

Spice Level:

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The spice rating is in regards to the type of sexual content within the book. Below is a helpful guide (courtesy of Georgia C Leigh)

1= YA romantic, making out, MAYBE a closed door.
2= some on page foreplay and nudity but mostly fade to black.
3= open door, on page vanilla sex.
4= on page sex – hot or with kink.
5= erotica.

Trigger Warnings: Cannibalism, drug use, murder

How do you solve a murder when the evidence has been eaten?

Nick Wergild is a private detective armed only with his wits and an atomic-powered electroshock gun. One evening, while under the influence of powerful hallucinogens, he is hired to investigate a murder at a local restaurant called “Hand to Mouth”. It seems the customers ate one of the staff. And she didn’t even volunteer for the job.Nick has to find a way to solve the case without a body or a crime scene. Along the way, he also has to survive hitmen, bomb-throwing security guards, bad puns, and a homicidal politician. Will he live long enough to solve the case? Can you really trust the owner of a restaurant for cannibals? What does human flesh really taste like? And why does furniture keep falling from the sky? If you love humor, mysteries, and anything weird, you don’t want to miss this!

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