Welcome to Mad Science U

All that junk science you see in old movies? It’s real. But it’s only taught in one place – the Madiport Island University of Science and Technology, an ultra top-secret learning facility located in the heart of the infamous Bermuda Triangle. Enrollment is by invitation only, and only the most brilliant young scholars in the world make the grade. If you rank in the top one percent of one percent of one percent, you still don’t qualify. So what is Kevin Landon, perennial C+ student, doing here?