2000 Light Years From Home

Get ready for an out-of-this-world adventure filled with laughs, thrills, and a hero who’s just trying to keep his phone intact.

When James London, an ordinary guy with a knack for finding trouble, gets whisked away by aliens, it’s the perfect opportunity for Wishbone to seize power. With an army of indestructible super soldiers at his command, Wishbone is determined to become the ruler of the world. Talk about taking advantage.

But fear not, because London isn’t one to back down from a challenge. With his eyes on the prize of returning home and saving humanity, he embarks on a wild journey that will take him through the cosmos and beyond. Buckle up for a rollercoaster ride like no other.

Along the way, London encounters quirky aliens. He’ll float in the vacuum of space without a spacesuit, escape an intergalactic prison, and see cows in trees. In a universe filled with wonders, he’ll wonder how to get home.

It’s not only the fate of the world London holds in his hands, but the outcome of an FA Cup final. The only way to make this romp more exciting is to have the showdown in Slough.

So, get ready for a wild journey as London tries to get home, stop the super soldiers, and maybe even squeeze in a selfie or two. Can he save the day and discover why aliens mutilate cows?

Hold on tight and get ready for an adventure that will have you laughing, gasping, and clinging to the edge of your seat. James London might be an accidental hero, but he’s got the wit, determination, and a slightly obsessive attachment to his phone to take on the world.